TheUnSungStargazer

this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????

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joy-crimes:

and who made him king of the stephens anyways????

garaks-padded-bra:

Babysitting preschool age kids rn and I find it really funny how they sometimes get hooked on completely random phrases like this 4 year old keeps adding “LUCKY FOR YOU,” to the start of Any sentence. “lucky for you, I already drank my milk.”. Are you threatening me?

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writing-prompt-s:

nobody believes you. They all think you made some sort of bargain or deal. Maybe even consuming souls… but the truth is that you became the most powerful mage in the world by getting enough sleep, studying, and eating right.

nbbybirth-milfbychoice:

tinsnip:

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writing-prompt-s:

The mighty alien race comes to the human leaders, pledging their unconditional surrender, and even offering peace gifts of immense monetary and technological value. The only problem is that we had no idea we were at war, or that aliens even existed.

psychicpinenut:

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THE BEAR S02E08 - Bolognese

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vivribbon:

vivribbon:

i don’t think “bluesky” or “cohost” or “pillowfort” exist i think y'all are just making up words, to me

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yaaaaaay yippee!!!!! the world so beautiful and we’re cohosting it together ^_^

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sioltach:

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secretspliff:
“Teefies :3
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hollowboobtheory:

if you don’t know how to end your tumblr post you can just cut yourself off mid-word and people will be like “the penis exploders got her… so sad 😔”

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